1. TAKE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY FOR HAVING KIDS WITH DUMBO EARS. First lie to them that you never took any drugs or dranked when you were pregnant where they developed one of the 80+ syndromes causing the condition of Dumbo ears.
2. Raise them right and let them know that they are no worse than any other kid out there. The problem is that the parents are sensitive in the matter in turn causing their kids to be self-conscious about the big ears. For you parents, just look in the mirror at how an awful and pathetic creature you are before you start hating your kids.
3. Make a joke with your kids with Obama and how even people with big ears can become President, we have had more than one with big ears, including Ol' Honest Abe, yea, Abraham Lincoln as spelled correctly.
4. Don't pull on your kids' ears. That will just make matters worse and that in turn will compel your kids to pull on your dog(s) ears, and God forbid it be a Cocker Spaniel. They might bite the kid's ear off.
5. Worse comes to worse, if the other kids tease them about it, enroll them in a self-defense or MMA class. Then cauliflower ears is consider a right of passage with grapplers and wrestlers and individuals with such are held in high esteem.
6. Put your beer, drugs, and cigarettes down and get some plastic surgery if nothing else works.
2. Raise them right and let them know that they are no worse than any other kid out there. The problem is that the parents are sensitive in the matter in turn causing their kids to be self-conscious about the big ears. For you parents, just look in the mirror at how an awful and pathetic creature you are before you start hating your kids.
3. Make a joke with your kids with Obama and how even people with big ears can become President, we have had more than one with big ears, including Ol' Honest Abe, yea, Abraham Lincoln as spelled correctly.
4. Don't pull on your kids' ears. That will just make matters worse and that in turn will compel your kids to pull on your dog(s) ears, and God forbid it be a Cocker Spaniel. They might bite the kid's ear off.
5. Worse comes to worse, if the other kids tease them about it, enroll them in a self-defense or MMA class. Then cauliflower ears is consider a right of passage with grapplers and wrestlers and individuals with such are held in high esteem.
6. Put your beer, drugs, and cigarettes down and get some plastic surgery if nothing else works.